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hey! I'm yazzzzie. i like to laugh. a lot.




pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

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singing-fireflies:

butthatsabsurd:

klandestinekandle:

scarrinparamour:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

> Squeeeee

oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES

oh my god who is in my room aaaaaahhh

OH MY GOD I could barely keep my eyes closed, I was so freaked out!!!

(Source: awesomaticeric)


sodamnrelatable:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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(Source: dog360)